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Tuesday, February 26, 2008
I now have 31,654 tracks in my iTunes library, over twice as many as I had when I posted that song chart thing a couple of years ago. The question on everyone's lips now is undoubtedly - what's the distribution in length of these new songs? Closely followed, I imagine, by the related - how closely does the second half match the first? and - what implications does this have for humanity?. I can't answer the last of those questions with any authority, but I'm confident of being able to accurately deal with the first two.

Here's a chart compiling the lengths of every track between 0 and 15 minutes in length. Again, the distribution tails off after this, and there's nothing of interest to see in the high track-length region. The shortest track is now Otomo Yoshihide's Isuzu (0:00:13 - just over a tenth of a second!), the longest is the Vancouver New Music Society's epic 169 minute reading of Cornelius Cardew's Treatise.

Song Chart #2: 31,654 tracks

Observations:
1. Both charts look pretty similar at first glance.
2. Ignoring for a moment the blip at 1:00 (caused by a collection of Fällt's invalidObject series), the most common track length is now exactly 3 minutes.
3. I have 243 tracks in my library lasting between 2:59:51 and 3:00:50 - over 12 hours of music.
4. There's an interesting little peak at the 10 minute mark. I suppose this is a result of the double figures of '10' being a psychological landmark for musicians - where no obvious verse-chorus-verse structure dictates the end of a song, it seems more worthy to fade out to give a nice big round number than a messy single-figure timing.
5. Other little peaks appear above the best-fit curve at other integer values - notably the aforementioned 1, then 2, 4, 5, 7, but not really 6 or 9 (if you're going to write a 9 minute song, might as well stretch it out to last 10, eh?). Again, I'm thinking this is purely psychological. There's something satisfyingly tidy about round numbers, and given the unstructured nature of lots of my music collection, precise timings are somewhat arbitrary.

So there we are. I'll report back when my collection passes the 60,000 mark.
Saturday, February 02, 2008
Hmmm, been a while since anything happened on this page. So, to prove we're still alive, here's a photo of the view this morning from the offices of Fourier Transform (Cymru):



Coming soon - an update to the song length statistics post below, with interesting developments. Bet you can't wait!
Saturday, April 01, 2006
The awesomest thing we've seen/heard in ages:

10 banned records, burned and then played. Like Lum Col Con Pix, but with more charcoal.
Monday, January 16, 2006
Here's a (mildly) interesting thing: I'm part-way through digitising what's left of my CD collection, and seeing all the songs listed in iTunes made me realise that I have quite a few long tracks, and quite a few really short ones. And obviously quite a few medium length ones too. So I thought I'd graph the distribution of song lengths. Just for fun. There are currently 14,404 tracks in my iTunes library, ranging from Gimp Nipples' A Way To Sell Magic To Your Neighbours, clocking in at a mammoth 2 seconds, all the way up to Fushitsusha's The Wisdom Prepared (all too brief at 1 hour 14 minutes and 58 seconds). Here's the chart, truncated at 16 minutes (distribution drops off after that, so including the whole chart makes the peak around 3 minutes less clear):

Song Length Distribution Chart

The peak actually occurs at a song length of 3'06". What's additionally interesting is the demographics of this 3'06" crowd: 'pop song' length is not confined to pop songs. So as well the usual crowd of indie rock classics, blues legends and easy listening pieces, we've got contributions from Toshimaru Nakamura, Oval, Painkiller, Main, Munir Bashir, Merzbow, Kuupuu, Fursaxa, William Basinski, Morton Feldman and others, none of whom are particularly well known for their chart-topping singles.

What's perhaps most interesting about all this though is the fact that I'll pretty much do anything to avoid doing any proper work.
Thursday, December 15, 2005
The Cardiff offices of Fourier Transform Multimedia Industries Incorporated have just invested in a new smoothie maker (endorsed by celebrity chef Anthony Worrall Thompson, as it happens). As you might expect, we aim to approach our smoothie making with the same dedication and open-mindedness as we approach our music and packaging. Here are two successful recipes from yesterday's experiments:

The Enchantment of Cucumber (dedicated to Luc Ferrari)
10 seedless red grapes
2 Gala apples, cored
1 Conference pear, peeled and cored
1 teaspoon of dessicated coconut
1/4 of an organic cucumber, peeled
1 1/2 pints semi-skimmed milk (approx - vary according to taste)
blend until smooth

The Beautiful Screaming Lady (dedicated to Zuinosin)
2 kiwi fruit, peeled
2 nectarines, stoned and peeled
1/2 a Honeydew melon, de-seeded and peeled
1 pint semi-skimmed milk (approx - vary according to taste)
1 teaspoon green tea powder
1 tablespoon fresh coriander
1/2 teaspoon fresh ginger stem
blend until smooth
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Incredible bands recently seen at All Tomorrow's Parties:

BATTLES
HELLA

Mind, blown.
Monday, September 26, 2005
Three more interesting small labels to let you know about:

23 Productions
Banner Elk
Spanish Magic

Visit them, buy their stuff.
Wednesday, September 07, 2005
Today I unearthed an old cassette marked only with the words 'John Peel', scrawled hormonally in teen-angst biro on one side. Side A, it turns out, is taken up with Mudhoney's Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge. Side B, the 'John Peel' side, is a compilation of stuff I taped off the radio. So, we open up with Mercury Rev's Trickle Down, then there's some Unsane, some Jacob's Mouse, Pitchshifter's (A Higher Form Of) Killing, a bit of Verve, all of which timestamps this at round about mid to late 1993. But - there are three tracks on there that I have no idea who they are. This is where you lot come in. Listen to the following, and tell me please, who the hell are these people? I need to hear more. Especially Track 1, which is awesome.

Track 1 | Track 2 | Track 3

email namethattune atfouriertransformdotcom if you can help. I'll be everso grateful.

Update: I wasn't hip enough to the early 90s US indie canon to know that Track 2 was of course Unwound. Thanks Chris.
Update #2: Track 1 is That Was Really Funny by Gag, from the 1992 7" Friday Face For A Friday Smile. Thanks Rebecca.
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
From those wonderful folks at Swedish Radio: Let Them Sing It For You.
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Spam | spammers are going to extraordinary lengths to get me to open their emails these days. They've realised that I'm not fooled by subject lines such as Re: yoour account C-3118823 wolfgang insecticide, or the earnest pleas of URGENT! PLEASE HELP! zzqu, and they know that I'm not going to open messages from the likes of R0LEX4U or iae...FrEE M0NeY L1Nk, so now they've got to think of something sneakier. This morning, I got an email from New York avantgarde percussionist Susie Ibarra warning me not to miss out on super low rates. And it almost worked.
Monday, April 11, 2005
On a vaguely related subject to Simon M's Taurpis Tula entry below, I (Simon P) have recently become quite obsessed by the Jewelled Antler Collective. Go pay them a visit! I'm sure they'd be very happy to see you.
Friday, April 01, 2005
Taurpis Tula's Sparrows is spinning on my turntable, and injecting me with the uncomfortable-yet-warm feeling that there's a dark underside to the glimpse of summer we're getting right now. Unnerving in the way that cotton wool is unnerving.
Thursday, March 10, 2005
Now I don't have to pester you every month with what I've been listening to - you can just have a look for yourself whenever you feel like being nosey or musically curious, cos I gone done got a Last FM page.

Of course, what I'll really do is put some really super cool and impressively obscure stuff on the computer when I get up in a morning and just leave it running throughout the day, but I'll have the audio on mute, because super cool music rarely actually sounds any good. So while Last FM tells you I'm currently listening to the latest bootleg mashup of the Double Leopards versus LCD Soundsystem versus the Clarke-Boland Big Band versus Robbie Basho, I'll in fact be playing Stereophonics LPs out loud on the record player.
Friday, January 28, 2005
So, Christmas is over, and it's time to move on, casting thoughts of evil snowmen firmly aside. Here instead is a picture I took of some exciting sweeties in Barcelona: just what we need to inject a bit of colour into our cold, wintery, January lives.



If you head on over to the website of South Wales' most vital gig promotion team, Lesson No.1, you'll be excited to see a similar (but more thrillingly saturated) picture of Spanish sweeties. Great minds think alike! Could there now be a proven link between art-rock and sugar?
Saturday, December 18, 2004
Christmas approaches, and the Fourier Transform goose is fattening nicely.

To get everyone in the mood, here's a photo of an evil, deranged snowman army, shuffling across the lawn towards our houses like unnameable things from an HP Lovecraft story:



And, as we run to the garage to fetch our pitchforks and spades to ward them off, or cower silently in our dark, cold cellars with loaded guns pointing at the cellar door, we are humming the following tunes in our heads:

Janek Schaefer | Black Immure
Bernhard Günter | Monochrome Rust / Differential
Kaffe Matthews, Andrea Neumann, Sachiko M | in case of fire, take the stairs
Sunn0))) | White1
Sunn0))) | White2
Muji Japan | CD Lens Cleaner (Dry Type)
Mainliner | Mellow Out
Jack Buchanan | The Debonair Jack Buchanan
Roland Kirk | The Inflated Tear
Various Artists | Insight [Xing-Wu]
Various Artists | DF001 [Difficult Fun | www]
Various Artists | metal.machine music [Machine Records | www]
Thursday, November 04, 2004
We only tell you what we're listening to so that you'll:
a) think we're cool
b) want to be our friend.

Circle | Empire
Thunderbolt | Kaminari [www]
Economy of Motion [www]
Magic Carpathians, Six Organs of Admittance, Vibracathedral Orchestra | Trighplane Terraforms 1
SATANICPORNOCULTSHOP | Belle Excentrique
Souvaris | I felt nothing at all [www]
Hey Colossus | Hates You and You and You
Keiji Haino | First Let's Remove the Colour
LUM COL CON PIX | untitled [coming soon on your third favourite record label!]
Youthmovie Soundtrack Strategies | Hurrah! Another year, surely this one will be better than the last; the inexorable march of progress will lead us all to happiness [www]

Speaking of Thunderbolt...a couple of weeks ago they sent me a coat-hanger in the post, which was the most revelatory thing that's happened to me in years. Here's a recording I made with mine:

Improvisation for coat-hanger and contact mic #1 [mp3, 2.4Mb]
Saturday, October 09, 2004
I'm still breathless from last night's Circle gig in Bristol. Absolutely mesmerising and exhilarating. I can't add anything meaningful that hasn't already been said about Circle, but I urge everyone to see them live: here are the current UK dates.
Tuesday, September 28, 2004
Biro-Web
Monday, September 20, 2004
I've been a fan of Finnish music since discovering PUU and Sähkö Records a few years ago. The currently fertile leftfield/art-rock scene (Magyar Posse, Circle, Eturivi, Paine, Doktor Kettu, Pharoah Overlord etc. etc.) has really reinforced my feelings. This then, you may have guessed, is a post about Finnish music.

A couple of weeks ago I took a short trip over to Aufgehoben HQ. Needing some change for the phone, I popped into the nearest charity shop and was delighted to find a copy of Let's Kiss Kiss Kiss by The Midnight Sun Letkiss Jenka Band:

Jenka in Sauna

Awesome. For convenience, the sleevenotes are in English and German (but unfortunately not Finnish). Here's the English:

The Letkiss-Jenka is believed to have started in the lonely backwoods of Finnish Lappland. Just over a year ago it had taken the dance halls of Scandinavia by storm, spreading like wildfire throughout the rest of Europe just as fast as it took for the news to reach the caves of Paris and the clubs of Amsterdam. Italy, Spain, the whole of Europe had caught the signals from the headquarters of fashion both high and low in Montmartre and Saint German. And now like modern vikings the Letkiss-Jenka dancers set out from the shores of Europe to capture the world.

The secret of the Letkiss-Jenka is not just that it's another dance...it's a new dance, a wholly new dance, the kind of which has never existed before.

WARNING: Beware of imitations! Your guarantee that this is a genuine Scandinavian recording is the polar bear and the viking on the front cover. (The only thing we can't supply is the beautiful blondes Sweden is famous for...they're already in America working as models.)

In a slightly more serious vein...remember this is a Scandinavian dance. To be sure turn the cover and find the official 'Letkiss-Jenka' trademark. This means in brief that the song fits the steps.


There indeed, on the front cover, is the official Letkiss-Jenka trademark:

Official Trademark

I've taken the liberty of uploading short soundclips for you to get a flavour of the phenomenon that really did take the world by storm. Note that the sound quality fades towards the end of each side, but for me this is a bonus, and turns my personal Letkiss-Jenka experience into more of a concept-performance-art piece than would otherwise have been the case. My favourite track is At The Jenka Show, although the last two on Side B are also pretty good.

Side A:
1. Letkiss-Jenka
2. Bugle Call Jenka
3. Doin' The Jenka
4. Lapponia Letkiss
5. Letkiss Number 2
6. At The Jenka Show

Side B:
1. Let's Kiss Kiss Kiss
2. Jenka In Sauna
3. Rillumarli
4. Tropical Letkiss
5. Strip-tease Letkiss
6. Manhattan Letkiss
Friday, September 10, 2004
Proof, if needs be, that swearing is incredibly cool: it's Modern Toss.


thank goodness for blogger